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Fun House Food

Dave & Buster's leaves us midway satisfied.


When I was a kid, there were certain things I knew as absolute truths. There was no such person as Santa Claus ("Who do you think works his ass off to buy the gifts around here?" my father would scream on Christmas morning. "Not Santa Claus. Me.") If I swallowed bubble gum, it would permanently lodge in my intestines. Ex-Lax only looked like a Hershey bar. All cigarettes caused cancer ... even the candy kind.

And those coin-operated machines with the clumsy-looking claw hovering over a pile of cheap-looking toys? Don't waste a quarter! "No one ever wins anything," my father would sneer, dragging me away from them. "They're a total scam." And since I'd never seen anyone pull a toy out of one of those contraptions, I believed him.

All of those childhood memories came back to me when I spotted one of those grab-a-toy games while wandering through the "Million Dollar Midway," the maze of flashy, clangy old-fashioned arcade amusements and high-tech video machines at the center of Dave & Buster's.

Wyandotte County's Dave & Buster's is, like the other 49 locations in the Dallas-based chain, a combination restaurant and carnival arcade. Pitch Night Ranger Jen Chen calls the joint "Chuck E. Cheese for grown-ups," which is a truer description than my immediate reaction — it felt to me like a Disneyland casino. But casino slot machines pay off erratically in cash; the more innocent games at Dave & Buster's spew out "prizes" in the form of paper tickets that can be traded for stuffed animals, troll dolls and other cheap geegaws.

The mechanical claw's steely fingers were poised over an array of shiny watches and bracelets. "I'm going to try this," said my friend Bob. Lou Jane and I watched him swipe his plastic "Power Card" at the bottom of the machine to activate it.

"No one ever wins playing these," I warned him, sounding exactly like my father as I watched the claw spastically lurching up and down. I had to look away until Bob maneuvered the claw to clutch a silvery-looking watch up and over the drop shoot. He gloated with victory.

A minute later, Lou Jane was wearing the watch, and Bob had moved on to another machine. He immediately scored 1,000 tickets on a variation of a "Wheel of Fortune" game — enough tickets for a couple of small toys from the bizarre little gift shop called The Winner's Circle.

After sauntering through the dozens of interactive games on the Million Dollar Midway, I half expected a couple of the dining room's menu items to reflect traditional carnival foods — corn dogs, funnel cakes, lemon shake-ups. But that was crazy thinking on my part. Dave & Buster's isn't trying to lure the mulleted Santa-Cali-Gon Days crowd into its fun emporium. Kids aren't even particularly welcome here. (The under-21 set must be accompanied by a parent.)

The main dining room (described as "elegant" on the company's Web site) has some surprisingly gracious touches: tile floors, beautiful glass light fixtures, tablecloths and linen napkins. When Bob and Lou Jane and I sat down to dine, we were fussed over by Kent, a handsome and knowledgeable waiter. ("He's too good to be working here," whispered Lou Jane between sips of a potently sweet green apple martini. "He should be at the Capital Grill.")

Kent explained that one of the most popular appetizers is the cheese-fondue fries. In this hilariously snobby version of good ol' cheese fries, a pile of puffy, waffle-cut fries are sided with a ceramic "fondue set" — a tiny pot perched over a burning tea candle. (It's so darn cute that Dave & Buster's should sell it in The Winner's Circle.) The menu said the molten orange cheese was American and cheddar — I'd note that the emphasis is on American — sprinkled with bacon bits and chopped green onion. Another appetizer was one of the oddest ethnic combinations ever, a Philly cheesesteak eggroll. This concoction is unknown in both Philadelphia and Beijing, I can assure you. But if Kent is correct, it's already a hit in Wyandotte County. And why not? It's as tasty as a freshly fried corn dog.

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