Batty Courtney Love, Gaga without makeup, and more: Which ugly musician would you rather bang?

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Some of the best dumb games are riddled with hyphens: would-you-rather, never-have-I-ever and F-M-K (that's fuck-marry-kill, for the uninitiated). Making fun of people is always a good way to stave off boredom, so we've concocted a would-you-rather poll about the ugly musicians in this world. Click through, view the musicians we've chosen, try to hide your horror, and choose which musician you'd rather spend the night with having hot, sweaty sexual relations.
We dare you.

We'll start off easy. Here are two of rock's famous ugly dudes.

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Who would you rather bang?Market Research

Two of the weird gingers of rock.

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Who would you rather bang?Market Research

Well, you already know that they're both insane.

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Who would you rather bang?customer surveys

Which vaguely creepy, skinny dude would you rather get with?

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Who would you rather bang?customer surveys

Which chubby musician would you rather make sweet, sweet love to?

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Who would you rather bang?online survey

This is the 'bad teeth' section.

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Who would you rather bang?Market Research

Possibly the toughest of them all.

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Who would you rather bang?survey software

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