by Elke Mermis
Some of the best dumb games are riddled with hyphens: would-you-rather, never-have-I-ever and F-M-K (that's fuck-marry-kill, for the uninitiated). Making fun of people is always a good way to stave off boredom, so we've concocted a would-you-rather poll about the ugly musicians in this world. Click through, view the musicians we've chosen, try to hide your horror, and choose which musician you'd rather spend the night with having hot, sweaty sexual relations.
We dare you.
We'll start off easy. Here are two of rock's famous ugly dudes.
Two of the weird gingers of rock.
Well, you already know that they're both insane.
Which vaguely creepy, skinny dude would you rather get with?
Which chubby musician would you rather make sweet, sweet love to?
This is the 'bad teeth' section.
Possibly the toughest of them all.