KC Wolf is available to surprise your Valentine


KC Wolf will help you score? Probably not.
  • KC Wolf will help you score? Probably not.

Fellas, I'm not gonna tell you how to romance your sweetheart. But I'll say this: I'm not sure KC Wolf is the way to score with your Valentine. But in the off chance that a big furry wolf is your lady's (or guy's) idea of romance, here goes:

The Kansas City Chiefs are offering up KC "Cupid" Wolf's services February 12-14. Here's what your $150 gets you:

  • A surprise visit to your sweetheart's home or office
  • One red rose
  • Heart-shaped box of chocolates
  • Autographed picture of KC Wolf
  • KC Chiefs team yearbook
  • KC Chiefs hat (Lamar Hunt/Chiefs AFL cap)
  • KC Wolf children's book or KC Chiefs cheerleader calendar

If you really want to surprise your sweetie, see if you can get KC Wolf to give 'em an abstinence talk.

Better hurry. Orders have to be in by Friday.

H/T: KC Chiefs Blog.

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