Now Hiring: The Royals need a new Sluggerrr


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Looks like the old Sulggerrr has gone to kitty heaven.

The Kansas City Royals are looking for someone to play the new Sluggerr.

If you're at least 6-foot tall, 18 years or older with two years of experience as a mascot, then the Royals want you to watch 81 games of bad baseball. Just make sure you adhere to "the company's values." You mean, like preaching abstinence to the kids? Not, Sluggerr!

H/t Deadspin.


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