A man shot his TV in Wichita, and I gotta ask, was it Elvis?
My thoughts immediately turned to The King when I heard the story. I doubt Robert Goulet was on the screen this time.
The Wichita Eagle reports that police confiscated the man's guns after he made suicidal comments. Aww. Now it's just sad. Here's your Simpsons pick me up.
"Aww, this show ain't no good." Bang.