Lame Overland Park kidnapping attempt foiled by stubborness



Yesterday, Overland Park police arrested a 19-year-old man who really sucks at kidnapping. I imagine it went something like this:

Kidnapper: I'm going to kidnap you.

Kidnappee: No.

Kidnapper: I have a gun.

Kidnappee: I don't care.

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Kidnapper: I'm serious.

Kidnappee: Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to play Call of Duty.

Kidnapper: Aww, c'mon. Please?

Kidnappee: No.

Kidnapper: Damn it [pitching a fit].

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