Ian the Human Turkey has giblets, all right. Not everyone has the nerve to dress up like a turkey -- a nice plump turkey, we might note -- on the day before Thanksgiving in this economy. He might have been bird-napped and roasted over an open pit! What's even more frightening about the feathered ensemble is that it resembles the outfit that villainess Olga Baclanova wore in the disturbing final scene of the 1932 film Freaks
Where was the supermarket where Ian greeted customers?