It's a familiar sight in bars around town: the Wastoidal Make-Out Session. Although its participants are highly mockable, we understand the phenomenon. When the urge to mash strikes, sometimes you just have to seize the moment and start PDA-ing away. One of the more discreet places to go at it is the back room at Harry's -- the room that links the main bar to the patio. Dimly lit (mostly by a silent, flickering TV) and containing a comfortable bench that stretches along one wall, it's quiet and usually devoid of gawkers -- especially on weeknights and when it's cold out (which decreases the patio traffic). The only hazard then is keeping an ear out for approaching wait staff -- not an easy task when drunk and horny, but an important one nonetheless.